HARRY POTTER AND.... the lesser known explanations.

Now we all know how harry potter turned out to live long enough to drop his kids off at the platform 9 and 3/4 for their turn to study at hogwarts. And we know what happened to every character (more or less), but do you know the explanations for the little known facts of the characters? well that why I'm here now, i got explanations for stuff ranging from, why he who must not be named was bald ,to why sirius black chose to transform into a dog. so here goes:

CASE 1: why are goblins such nasty creatures?
- the answer start in an ancient story, where a goblin and a wizard were reading a spiderman comic book. the young wizard said he was spiderman, and the goblin(back then their name was TLTs... tiny little things) was green goblin. the goblin did not like it, and yet the wizard kept calling him that and the goblin became nasty.

goblin in harry potter
CASE 2: why was the title for the 7th book not "Ron Weasley and That Kid With The Scar"?
-quite simple, harry potter is really a stubborn child when it comes to the title of the book, he collects book titles with his name on it. and Ron was naturally annoyed when the book name was rejected, but he agreed to the new name when the publishers threatened to put spiders in his bed. 


CASE 3:In the goblet of fire book, Hermione stars a club S.P.E.W  the Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare. what did each of the members think SPEW actually stood for?.
-Speak Proper English Willya?!
-Start Preparing for the End of the World
-Selling Pages of Erasable Writing
-Society of Places to Eat Well
-Sell Perfume for Emma Watson
-Say Pronouns for Elderly Women
-Smiling Prettily Each Week 

elf in harry potter
CASE 4: why was lord vold.... he who must not be named, bald?
-tom riddle had an accident with a spell when he quit his job at borgin and burkes and hid in the forest, he wanted to make his hair heinous. But mispronounced heinous and said hideous BOOM his hair was hideous.They say his hair was so ugly people died just by looking at it. but lord voldy wanted to use his wand more to kill people, so he made himself bald.


CASE 5:why was snape called half blood prince?
- he had a bad case of anaemia, which made his blood cell count so low that it was like he only had half the quantity of blood. He was always pale.  


CASE 6: sirius black transformed into a dog because?
sirius black dog
-one reason was because he loved pet dogs of muggles, and he also wanted to be friends with lupin when he was on one of his werewolf mood swings. the hidden motive was, sirius was a ailurophobic (scared of cats) and being a dog gave him a little bit confidence that cats won't bite him.


CASE 7:what would Snape see in Mirror of Erised; the one with the inscription "I show not your face but your heart's desire"
-he would see him teaching the defense against dark arts for more than one year, also he would not have such a silly hair cut or such a bad mood always. He would have been the one bullying James potter and he would have married Lilly,so technically harry would be Snape's son.. "Harry snape"


*all the silly answers are just that, silly answers to a funny question. Any harry potter fanatic out there need not get angry, just for laughs okay?  




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